brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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