they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
