I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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