Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
