I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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