well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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