We won't sleep together?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
it's great music for shaving your balls
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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