I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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