That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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