she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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