hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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