He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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