You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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