Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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