That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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