i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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