is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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