Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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