Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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