the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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