...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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