She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
