The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I use my feet as sexual weapons
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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