That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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