How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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