fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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