from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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