He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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