I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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