i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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