he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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