let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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