ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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