Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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