i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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