How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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