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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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