took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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