Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You dont lie about slip and slides
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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