did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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