Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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