I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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