do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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