Dual....:-)
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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