Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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