Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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