hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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