so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He kissed a someone with a penis
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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