so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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