i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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