Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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