He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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